Interim Prime Minister Voreqe Bainimarama has accused Fijian Rugby of being corrupt and SDLlike in its operations. He has instigated a clean up of the Fiji Rugby Union and all the teams playing in provincial Fijian competitions.
Bainimarama has cited a failure to perform as the main reason behind the clean up. He said "Fiji Rugby has been put on notice for a while and now is time to act. It is imperative that we remove the undesirable elements of Fijian rugby and we have directed the Anti-Corruption unit to investigate".
As of 5pm this afternoon, all Fiji Rugby Union board members and any affiliated players have been sent termination notices and have been asked to vacate the premises. To make up for the shortfall of staff and players, military and incredibly unqualified people have been asked to step in and fill the vital positions.
The board has been reappointed with Major Neumi Leweni as chairman of the board despite being made Defence Attache to China. Major Leweni said "I am being aaaahhhh seconded to aaaahhhh the position. I can maintain aaaahhhh my chairman position aaaahhhh despite being aaaahhhh in China. Other new board appointees include Commodore Esala Teleni and Ratu Epeli Ganilau. Ganilau was thrilled the news of being appointed as a board member saying "It's great that they are paying me in $50 bills. Makes life a lot easier for me".
But the Fijian rugby team to go to the World Cup in France remains a mystery. Fiji Nub News has learned the Interim Prime Minister will captain the team on their quest for World Cup glory. Bainimarama said in a press conference "To make sure the Fiji rugby captaincy remains corruption and nepotism free, I will be captain of the team".
Insider sources have revealed that the Regimental Funds account has been used to buy a cloning device to clone the Commander so he can play all the 15 positions and 7 substitutions. In response to these allegations, Bainimarama angrily noted "Qarase has been spreading rumours and untruths about me. If thats the case, there will be no election or democracy. I will single handedly play for Fiji and no one will stop me. Including those unhelpful neighbours the All Blacks.
7 comments:
Voreqe Boci, o saumi tiko mo qito raka e na gauna ni cakacaka????. Magaibumu vaka dua na udolu.
Ka ni o mona lala, blari idiot.
Unfortunately for myself I cannot speak Fijian at all.
But if you could provide an English translation or if someone else can, that would be just dandy.
i don't think that's a good idea editor :-)
To Anon@9:18PM:
If one of the Interim Government is posting something quite offensive, I would like to hear it. :-)
Threats and insults appeal to me a whole lot more than regular people.
If its threatening the IG in any way I'm calling Eliki Salusalu who will no doubt pass it on to his friends in the military. Then I will receive a board position or some cushy government job and retire on that.
Just kidding. Lol.
Basically Anon is not approving of the DickTator playing rugby during working hours esp since we the taxpayers are paying for his "leisure time", and heaps subsequent curses 100 fold upon his idiot head. Hope that helps.
BTH, great article - keep them coming.
Cool bananas. To the first poster who posted in Fijian, thanks for your comments.
Probably the worst curse that can befall the KoManDa if his daily medicine regimen is substituted with estrogen tablets. Shot bo.
komanda should just play with his own balls !! if he can't then bring Lewni and chodo to play it
Post a Comment