Since everyone makes a mistake (except the glorious Interim Government), Fiji Nub News would like to make clarifications, corrections and insights on articles written previously.
If you have not read the articles yet, please read them first before reading the juicy goss in this post.
1) Mahendra Chaudhry said his mistresses were not part of sugar deal he offered this news service but were used to see if we were gullible enough to buy the sugar.
2) Shaista Shameem did not receive peroxide blonde hair dye for her support of the events on December 5 2006. Rather she received a taxpayer funded bundle of pink, baby blue and orange hair dye from a top Hollywood hair designer.
3) The parts for the new 'Rubber-band pistol' are estimated to cost a total of $100,000 from Lego Corporation. Motibhai-Lodhia Arms Incorporated are currently working on a price for the new guns. The price is reported to be fucking expensive.........we mean a rip-off.........sorry competitive.
4) The Regimental Funds account will not be used to purchase the cloning machine for the Interim Prime Minister. Interim Finance Minister Mahendra Chaudhry has diverted funds allocated to tourism for the purchase of the machine.
5) It is of note what the Interim Attorney-General was wearing during his 'hissy fit' at Government House earlier this week. Celebrity photographers and commentators noticed his eccentric dress sense. They noted his fashionable Billabong outfit which was a matching bikini, miniskirt and jandal ensemble.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment